12 Funny and Clever Things Said No Teacher Ever

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Here are just a few funny and clever things you’ll never hear from teachers captured in the form of a meme. These memes have swept across teaching blogs and facebook pages and if you’re a teacher – just read a few and you’ll know why!

Don’t say you can’t relate to at least one!

12 Funny and Clever Things Said No Teacher... Ever

You’ll Never Hear a Teacher Say

"I can't believe how slow summer is passing!", said no teacher ever.

“I can’t believe how slowly summer is passing!”

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“Well since you are raising your hand, kneeling on your chair, AND yelling my name, I’ll just rush over and help you first!”

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“I do this for the money,” said no teacher ever.

"Spring Break is just too long and I miss my students dearly," said no teacher ever!!!

“Spring Break is just oo long and I miss my students dearly.”

"I wish every week was the week before winter break!" Said no teacher ever.

“I wish every week was the week before winter break!” Said no teacher ever.

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“I’m so looking forward to the class Halloween party!”

"I choose to teach because you get to leave at 2:45 every day," said no teacher ever!

“I choose to teach because you get to leave at 2:45 every day,” said no teacher ever!

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“I’m so happy Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year!”

"I can't wait to do lesson plans all weekend long!" said no teacher ever.

“I can’t wait to do lesson plans all weekend long!” said no teacher ever.

I'm all caught up! Said no teacher ever.

“I”m all caught up!”

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“Go ahead, little Johnny, say it one more time…”

"The kids were so well behaved... AND it was a FULL MOON today!", said no teacher ever.

“The kids were so well behaved… AND it was a FULL MOON today!”

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Teach Junkie

Leslie {aka the original Teach Junkie} loves learning new things to make teaching easier and more effective. She enjoys featuring creative classroom fun when she's not designing teacher shirts, making kindergarten lesson plans or planning her family's next trip to Disney World.

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